I just discovered "Uncrustables", pre-made pb&j sanwhiches made by Smuckers. They're incredible (and cheap)! I'm told that they've been around for a while (my friends claim to have eaten them in high school), yet the first one made it into my stomach this week. What an incredible invention!
I want to meet the "quality control" guy whose job it was to determine the exact ratio of peanut butter to jelly. I want to know how many versions they came up with before achieving the perfect balance.
If you've never tried Uncrustables before, you must. BU students can pick them up at Outakes. Smuckers is not paying me to say this, although I'll accept payment if they call. :-)